Audio Versions

Links to all the posts in the last 5+ years of Everything Is Amazing where I’ve recorded my own voiceover for them.

If you’re reading in the Substack App, there is also an AI voiceover function for every post, in the top right (see screenshot below) - which may only be tolerable if you can put up with a LOT of wonky pronunciation….

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FREE POSTS FOR EVERYONE

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Carrot

Mind (In) The Gap

Do The Done Things

Yes, You're Doing Research

Why Kindness Works

Why Classical Greece Looked Like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

The Curious Idea That Ancient People Weren't Dimwits

What If We Could Change The Colour Of *Everything*?

The Fun Is Why

It Really Is Different If We're Really There

Maybe It's Good We Get This Attached

This Is Your Body On No Sleep

You're Not As Random As You Think

The Balloon That Wouldn't Come Down

Wet Legs At 5AM

The Science Of Oh Hello There

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A Beginner's Guide To Slowing Down Time

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[Updated 24th March 2026]